talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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