hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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