do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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