Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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