I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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