OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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