I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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