Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
