cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
