Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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