I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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