I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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