sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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