Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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