Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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