i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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