He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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