White coat. Heels.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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