I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
honey bunches of taint.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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