No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You can make out without kissing
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