Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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