whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
