definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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