Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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