I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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