Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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