i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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