Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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