awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Alive.
So much puke
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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