You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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