I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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