I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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