my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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