Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
How does it feel to date your dad?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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