How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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