Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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