If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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