oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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