I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm always down for nudity.
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