So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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