But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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