i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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