we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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