he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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