I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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