its not stalking. its research.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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