I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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