I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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