I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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