I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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