I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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